In Print - Opinions
Tail Whacking the Dog
Good Will Threatens Council Acrimony; Bag Ban Passed
Good will threatens council acrimony; bag ban passed. Read story.
Think Like a Dog
How Poor People Caused the Recession, What We Shouldn't Do About It
How poor people caused the recession and what we shouldn't do about it. Read story.
Dogs of a Feather
Do Smart Meters Drive Dogs Crazy?
Do Smart Meters drive dogs crazy? To find out how the Poodle has no idea, read more. Read story.
Mad Dog Disease
What Does Carpinteria Have in Common with Afghanistan?
What does Carpinteria have in common with Afghanistan? Not much, but the Poodle attempts to connect the dots anyway. Read story.
Dog Is as Dog Does
Poodle Exposes Plot to Destroy America with Reusable Bags
Poodle exposes a plot to destroy America with reusable bags. Read story.
No Hunt in That Dog
Tax Increases, Pension Reform, and Police Chiefs, Oh My
Why the Poodle doesn't have any initiative and you shouldn't either. Read story.
From Doggerel to Verse
City Council Confronts Bike Parking, God, and the Great Flu Outbreak of 2012
City Council confronts bike parking, God, and the Great Flu Outbreak of 2012 Read story.
50 Shades of Dog
Gang Injunctions, Strip Searches, Forced Broccoli Consumption
Gang injunctions, strip searches, forced broccoli consumption. Read story.
Dog Is as Dog Does
Milpas Street Traffic Is Hairy-Scary — What's the Best Fix?
Everyone knows traffic on Milpas Street is hairy-scary. But what's the best fix—yellow lights or red ones? Read story.
Parity, Not Party
New National Campaign for Gender Balance in Politics Comes to S.B.
New national campaign for gender balance in politics comes to S.B. Read story.
State of Play
Hard Times for Maldo, Moonbeam, and Marijuana Sales Alike
Hard times for Maldo, Moonbeam, and marijuana fans alike. Read story.
Where Dogs Fear to Tread
What Colon Cancer and Rush Limbaugh Have in Common
What do colon cancer and Rush Limbaugh have in common? Both involve assholes. Read story.
Canines Gone Wild
CRAZY COP CAPERS
Santa Barbara police problems pale in comparison to Santa Maria's Read story.
’Til the Last Dog Dies
County Supes Order Mouth-to-Mouth on Shutdown Shelter
After much jawboning and jabber, county supes order mouth-to-mouth on shutdown shelter Read story.
When Canines Collide
Blue-Blood Law Firm in Legal Hot Water over Leaking-Reservoir Litigation
A blue-blood law firm is in legal hot water over leaking-reservoir litigation. Read story.
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